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Last person to claim PPI checks into psychiatric asylum

The last person in the UK to have not claimed PPI, Robert O’Dear from Lincolnshire, has been identified. Mr O’Dear has reportedly checked into a private psychiatric facility to deal with the trauma of receiving 300 calls a day. The calls come from the three remaining claims companies who are hoping for a taste of […]

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UN report shows vegan diet contributes to climate change

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UN accuses Israel of creating illegal settlements on the moon

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Vegan politely asks mice to leave his house

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UN report shows vegan diet contributes to climate change

A new report out today from the UN working group on climate change includes previously unknown data relating to methane emissions. It is well established that vegan food sources have a considerably lower carbon footprint than omnivorous diets. This is down to land, water and food requirements for cattle. Now the scientists have factored in […]

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Scientists invent time travel to kill composer of Hava Nagila

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Makers of BroigusApp to release ShpilkesApp

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New app tracks which of your friends and family are broigus with you

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Spurs consult fans on best word to slur Jews

Tottenham Hotspur football club has today launched a consultation with fans to decide which is the best racial insult to use against Jews. Historically Spurs have been known as the Yids or Yiddos. In recent years this slur has become dull and worn-out, so the club is reaching out to fans to look for replacements. […]

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Natalie Portman to become professional Hammer Thrower

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English fans overjoyed as people they don’t know and never met win a game

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Football Transfer rumour: Arsenal linked with entire Real Madrid squad

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All no-deal Brexit experts “wrong” says Gove

Minister for Brexit clusterfucking, Michael Gove, today spoke to an exclusive audience of wealthy, fat, white men. He told them that all the experts who are predicting no-deal Brexit problems are wrong. Mr Gove was speaking at a special meeting of the Tory bastards club and wanted to assuage any worries they might have. He […]

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Corbyn generously offers to become PM

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Boris unveils plans to invade Scotland

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PM launches ‘duck and cover’ hard Brexit ad campaign

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