Readers coronavirus worries
We asked our readers to write in with their biggest worry about Coronavirus. Here’s what they said:
- Serena from South Ken: I’ll run out of Netflix tv series to binge, then how will I chill?
- Delia from Camberwell: What if toilet paper isn’t edible after all?
- Tarquin from Chelsea: The Captain of my private yacht could get ill, then what will I do?
- Brian from Dalston: I’ve heard shooting heroin into your penis is an effective vaccine, but I’m too scared to try it
- Dave from Southend: Does this mean I have to stop smoking?
- Sarah, Jane, Dominique & Greta all said: I might get quarantined with my husband
- Warren from Finsbury Park: If Arteta dies, we’ll probably get another shit manager
- Rita from Glastonbury: I don’t have the right crystal to heal me
- Tony the Tory from Croydon: Brexit might not happen