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Local Jewish sports team delighted to have taken part
North West London Jewish sports team Maccabi Somethingorother has played a game this week. Manager and Head coach Asher Garfunklavich told the Daily Jews he was delighted his team had taken part. “They say it’s the taking part that counts, it’s true”, he told us.” The team are in a league with other teams who […]
Spurs consult fans on best word to slur Jews
Tottenham Hotspur football club has today launched a consultation with fans to decide which is the best racial insult to use against Jews. Historically Spurs have been known as the Yids or Yiddos. In recent years this slur has become dull and worn-out, so the club is reaching out to fans to look for replacements. […]
Natalie Portman to become professional Hammer Thrower
Movie star and every Jewish man’s wet dream, Natalie Portman, has announced that she will be retiring from acting to take up track and field. Ms Portman, who is tragically happily married, will be focussing on Hammer Throwing as her sport. In an exclusive interview, she talked to the Daily Jews about her inspiration and […]
English fans overjoyed as people they don’t know and never met win a game
In a once in a lifetime event, the England Cricket team won a game of Cricket yesterday, something to do with beating New Zealand to win the World Cup. The game was tied even after a ‘Super Over’ where both sides had to bowl with blindfolds on. To decide the winner the game replied on […]
Football Transfer rumour: Arsenal linked with entire Real Madrid squad
In this week’s sports roundup we’re able to give you an exclusive on Premier League club Arsenal’s summer transfer exploits. The team managed by Unai Emery has been linked buying the entire Real Madrid Squad for a world record €2bn. Football insiders have confirmed that after failing to seal Champions League football this year, Arsenal […]
Board of Deputies considering merging with Oldham Athletic Football club
The British Board of Deputies of Jews is reportedly considering merging with Oldham Athletic football club. This may come as a surprise as it had looked like the BoD would be merging with traditionally Jewish club Tottenham Hotspur. A spokesperson for the Board said ‘clearly if we merged with Tottenham or Arsenal a significant portion […]
