Boris offers £300m to anyone that disagrees with Brexit

In a bold manoeuvre designed to shore up support for his Brexit policies, Prime Minister Boris Johnson has announced a new initiative. The Prime Minister says he will be offering £300m to any group that doesn’t agree with him.

So far Mr Johnson has offered the city of Liverpool and Scotland £300m each to keep schtum and let his maniacal plans go unchallenged.

He is expected to take this offer to regions all around the country. He will then start meeting influential groups of already wealthy people to offer them future incentives to back him.

Rumours are that he will be offering cash to other political parties too. A spokesperson for the Liberal Democrats told us. “We won’t be bought off so easily. We want a stack more money and a coalition place, then we’ll vote for anything he wants”.

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