Heineken to launch rival virus to Corona

British based larger brand, Heineken are to launch their own bespoke virus to compete with the popular Corona-virus created by the Mexican larger company.

A statement from Heineken Inc said “The Corona-virus has done wonders for the Corona brand and we’re looking for the same kind of uptick in sales by creating our own lethal virus. Our USP will be that the virus is spread by getting drunk and vomiting over your friends.”

Greggs, the successful UK bakery chain are looking at launching a vegan-friendly virus later this year.

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