Top 10 things you didn’t care about celebrities you’ve vaguely heard of
Yeah! Here we go! Click here to give us more traffic!!
You’re not going to believe these mad facts we have about people you don’t care about or have never heard of.
Number 10: A celebrity is gay! Wow, that’s a shocker. It’s so important to know the sexual orientation of famous people!!!
Number 9: The Queen’s corgi once barked at Camilla – fuck yeah! That bitch was taking no shit.
Number 8: PM Boris’s name, Boris is not English in origin – Take that Brexit!!!
Number 7: Love Island contestants are sometimes faking it. Yeah, even their tans aren’t always real!!!
Number 6: George Michael and Michael Jackson knew each other. Oh wow, imagine that. Those meetings must have been wild.
Number 5: Some famous model dies her hair!!! Wow, didn’t see that coming.
Number 4: Some TV woman put on weight!!?!>?!@?>! Front page news
Number 3: A rich famous person was rude to staff!!! No way, I thought rich people were nice folk!
Number 2: Random Footballer has a hot girlfriend!?!?! OMG, let’s click here for photos.
Number 1: These clickbait articles work because you’re all stupid sheeples!
Yeah, you got it!
Click here for more salacious nonsense