Greggs new vegan product – including pork pie flavoured vitamins

After the success of its first vegan product, the Vegan Sausage roll, Greggs had promised it was working on a new line of vegan products for poor vegans who can’t afford real food.

Greggs is known for its cheap traditional English food that working-class people can enjoy. Last year they made record profits from selling a nasty vegan sausage roll to poor people.

We can exclusively reveal that Greggs will be launching a range of flavoured vitamin tablets.

These include:

Pork pie flavour
Steak and Kidney pie flavour
Three cheese pizza flavour

A spokesperson for Greggs told us: “We’ve examined what vegans want. It turns out they most eat vitamin pills and products that taste like the meat they miss. So we’re releasing a range that gives them both. We love taking the poor peoples money, why shouldn’t we make it easy for poor vegan to give us all their cash too?”

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