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The Daily Jews launched to the world

With offices on Fleet Street, Hendon. The Daily Jews this week launched its new publication at a wild all-night party full of celebrity Jews and other VIPs.  In attendance were TV personality Rachel Riley who was seen mingling with Author and Poet Michael Rosen, former MP George Galloway and for Chief Rabbi, Lord Jonathan Sacks. […]


Israel to grant citizenship to all Israeli cats in an effort to address demographic ‘crisis’.

Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu has announced a new initiative to address the demographic time bomb which has been identified as a major threat to the Jewish state. Whilst technically not Jewish, cats in Israel are known to be very racist and dislike Arabs including Mizrachi Jews. They are likely on-the-whole to vote for Ashkenazi, […]


Malaysian Prime Minister ‘some of my best friends are Jewish’

Speaking at a Cambridge Union event this week, the Malaysian Prime Minister Dr Mahathir Mohamad, confirmed to a packed audience that he can’t, in fact, be antisemitic because some of his best friends are Jewish. The Prime Minister went on to say ‘saying Jews have hooked noses and are inherently good with money is not […]


Iranian cloning threat to Israel

Intelligence reports, Iran developing technology to clone Shahrbaraz, the last Iranian to conquer Jerusalem in their latest attempt to defeat their foe ‘the Zionist entity’. Shahrbaraz managed to conquer Jerusalem on behalf of the Sasanian Empire in the early part of the 7th Century taking it from the control of Byzantium Christendom. This latest effort by […]

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