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Johnson ‘can’t believe they fell for it’

Re-elected Prime Minister, Boris Johnson, today told the Daily Jews he couldn’t believe the idiots fell for it.

“I lied my way through the campaign, everyone knew it, even the fridge I hid in new I was lying. I’m amazed that my bullshit worked.

I want to thank my friend Donald for his fantastic advice. I was a bit sceptical that his strategy would work, but the electorate fell for it.

Now I’ll get Brexit done in seven years and sell the NHS. Rees-Mogg is going to make some much cash.”

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