UK divided over which sack of shit to vote for

A new poll out today by Morris Ipsosovich shows the electorate shifting their votes to the two main parties. The party led by the blue sack of shit is now at 39% with the party led by the red sack of shit closing the lead now up to 32%.

We asked voters today how they would choose between sacks of shit.

Mary from Stockport: I’ve always been a lifelong Labour supporter, so I’m sticking with the red sack of shit. At least this sack of shit doesn’t have a racist bone in his body unlike the blue sack of shit.

Dave from Darlington: I’ve always been a lifelong Tory supporter, so I’m sticking with the blue sack of shit. At least this sack of shit doesn’t have a racist bone in his body, unlike the red sack of shit.

So there you have it.

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