The Daily Jews launched to the world
With offices on Fleet Street, Hendon. The Daily Jews this week launched its new publication at a wild all-night party full of celebrity Jews and other VIPs. In attendance were TV personality Rachel Riley who was seen mingling with Author and Poet Michael Rosen, former MP George Galloway and for Chief Rabbi, Lord Jonathan Sacks. […]
Conservative party to pass a bill exempting Boris Johnson from accusations of racism
In anticipation of his anticipated win in the leadership campaign, the Conservative party has taken the preemptive step in drawing up new legislation that will exempt Boris Johnson from any accusations of racism. Former leadership candidate Andrea Leadsom, has drawn up plans that will insulate Mr Johnson from criticism should he win the leadership […]
Labour expels holocaust denier David Irving 17 years after suspending him on antisemitism grounds
Labour party chairman Ian Lavery has hailed the National Executive Committee’s decision to swiftly expel David Irving from the Labour party only 17 years after having first suspended him for Holocaust denial. Mr Lavery who is MP for Wansbeck and a key ally of party leader Jeremy Corbyn has issued a statement saying “I’m extremely […]
Tory leadership candidate to privatise Brexit process if he’s elected leader
William Burns-Lewis, Tory MP for Hartleton and former Celebrity Big Brother contestant has upped his rhetoric by saying ‘real tories support the privatisation of the Brexit process’. In a statement to the press Mr Burns-Lewis said “the government as usual has proven that it has no business running the affairs of the UK, we […]
Israel to grant citizenship to all Israeli cats in an effort to address demographic ‘crisis’.
Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu has announced a new initiative to address the demographic time bomb which has been identified as a major threat to the Jewish state. Whilst technically not Jewish, cats in Israel are known to be very racist and dislike Arabs including Mizrachi Jews. They are likely on-the-whole to vote for Ashkenazi, […]
New Jewish school to teach controverial subjects
A new Jewish pluralist non-denominational school is to be setup in Hertfordshire in response to the lack of secular education in Chareidi (Ultra-orthodox schools). Josephine Cohen, the school’s founder and parent of three children is hoping to bring balance into education in the Jewish community. “We realised our next generation will not be taught about […]
Labour MP ‘never meant to upset Jews, was just trying to get on the side of our antisemitic voters’
The newly elected Labour MP for Stratified East, Kathleen Mardy has apologised for her string of antisemitic comments during her election campaign. In a letter to Jewish leaders Mrs Mardy, who previously worked for Amnesty International explained that no offence was meant “When I said Jews where Christ killers and Palestine is the new Christ, […]
Malaysian Prime Minister ‘some of my best friends are Jewish’
Speaking at a Cambridge Union event this week, the Malaysian Prime Minister Dr Mahathir Mohamad, confirmed to a packed audience that he can’t, in fact, be antisemitic because some of his best friends are Jewish. The Prime Minister went on to say ‘saying Jews have hooked noses and are inherently good with money is not […]
Board of Deputies considering merging with Oldham Athletic Football club
The British Board of Deputies of Jews is reportedly considering merging with Oldham Athletic football club. This may come as a surprise as it had looked like the BoD would be merging with traditionally Jewish club Tottenham Hotspur. A spokesperson for the Board said ‘clearly if we merged with Tottenham or Arsenal a significant portion […]
Iranian cloning threat to Israel
Intelligence reports, Iran developing technology to clone Shahrbaraz, the last Iranian to conquer Jerusalem in their latest attempt to defeat their foe ‘the Zionist entity’. Shahrbaraz managed to conquer Jerusalem on behalf of the Sasanian Empire in the early part of the 7th Century taking it from the control of Byzantium Christendom. This latest effort by […]
